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01/07/08:

Record Crime Wave Save

       Crime has reached record highs, even for our beloved
city. The recent rise in gang violence is not the only angle this
crime spree is coming from though. Two museum break-ins, two deaths,
two car thefts, a large art theft, three rapes, and a smattering of
smaller, miscellaneous crimes have been proven to have no gang
involvement tied to them in anyway.

Personal Gallery Pilfered

                       In breaking news, a high profile forestry
mogul had his entire personal painting collection stolen. How exactly
this crime was perpetrated is not yet known, however it is suggested
that the culprit is not only a technophile, but also a prankster, as
parts of the security tapes seem to be missing though the tapes
themselves show no evidence of being tampered with.

01/26/08:

Police Out in Force

         Thanks to the valiant efforts of our police force,
and local National Guardsman our city streets are well on their way to
being safe again. Curfew is still in effect, but the crime rate has
stabilized and is now beginning to drop.